This randy couple were caught having sex in a phone box on their way to buy fish. Naturally. The lovers came forward to discuss their bizarre phone box bonking session. Lovebirds Gavin Wain, 30, and 41-year-old Lisa Kerley – and they were on their way to buy fish from a garden centre when the horn got the better of them.
Graphic images snapped by a passerby show the mum-of-four with her leggings round her ankles with half-naked Wain behind her. Gavin said: ‘We both have fish tanks with me keeping piranhas and Lisa a couple of turtles and we were on our way to look at the fish section.
‘We called at a supermarket and bought a few bottles. It was a hot day and the booze must have got the better of us. We were passing the phone box and laughing and joking and I said to Lisa “Fancy a quickie?” and obviously she did.’
Obviously. Unsurprisingly, the phone box bonking session was spotted. Onlookers in Wilnecote, Staffordshire, were gobsmacked at the sight and drove back to record the couple. When they returned, Ms Kerley had hoisted up her leggings in a bid to protect what was left of her modesty, but they continued their sex session.
She added:’ We were both in the mood and were just taken short as we passed the phone box. We do like sex outdoors but don’t do it in front of people on purpose.’ Whatever floats your boat guys, but kindly select a frisky al fresco location that isn’t in full view of passersby next time.
Sex in a public place is a criminal offence and local force the Staffordshire Police have confirmed they are investigating the images to determine whether they think a crime has taken place. A spokesman said: ‘We have been made aware of the pictures circulating on social media and we have officers investigating. If necessary, appropriate action will be taken.’
